Callum Keith Rennie Quotes


From Callum's 12th Grade Year Book

Callum Rennie
Favourite Saying: I'm only smiling because the photographer has a birth defect, pick on the guy who comes from the broken home.
Activities: Consuming a fermented beverage which enlightens my inner being, rock climbing, pumping limestone.
Past Glories: Not getting caught stealing cookies since 1965, getting beat up by a tree.
Pet Peeves: The photographer's shirt that I borrowed, which has armpits that smell like a hamster cage, Bruce M., non-existent pockets, things that are yellow.
Ambition: Go down under to the fishin' hole and catch me a mess-o-catfish, lost arrow spire, the Harlin route on the Eiger with Labek, to do a dance routine with Ginger Rogers.
Likes: Mum's apple pie, soiled underpants, realized ultimate reality, pitons, Dougal Haston Laton Kor, John Harlin, John Travolta, violence directed toward minorities.


Post-teen-pubescent quotes :)

"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom."

"I work in Cananda because I choose to. This is not a consolation prize."

"When you're shiny, everyone wants to stand next to you."

"They'd rather have me in L.A. doing films. But I'm a good f@#king Canadian. Either that or I'm terrified. You don't have to write that. 'Callum's terrified.' Don't write that."

"You can make even bad sex good."

Talking about his ass- :) "It's just I've never seen it in that framework before. I don't want the terror of seeing my own ass on screen. What if I like it -- a LOT?"

"All I know is if I die tomorrow, I have lived for four years."

"I don't know the truth of my past, what it was that was driving me to destroy me."

"Perhaps there has to be a struggle, in order for it(life) to be sweet."

"Alcohol seemed to be the solution but I am not sure if I have fixed the problem. That is my greatest fear"

"My idea about Americans is that they're sexy and dangerous, shooting first and asking questions later."

Talking about being new to Due South: "I was running around like Paul, Paul. Do you like me? Do I suck yet? Am I fired?"

On his decision to join Due South: "We tossed the coins and the show lost."

"I hate being interviewed. I don't want to sound arrogant but I don't want to sound like a pushover and I don't know who I am but I think I am defined by my relationships but I don't have many friends."

"If I'd succeeded earlier I'd be dead...Now, all the fear is negotiable."

"I may move to New York and go to school - acting school. I suck."

"I'm called 'bad boy' or 'the new James Dean' by those who want to romanticize my past-who don't want to see it as a life of pain in which I was another person."

"I'm an addict-print that!"

"I have to go now and kiss a serving wench."

"Oh God, you'll think I'm a slut machine"

"When I was seventeen I drank a twenty-six-ounce bottle of vodka in a half hour and went into convulsions. I woke up in hospital. Alcohol became many things: an antidote to pain, a means of being more outspoken, a way to feel better than I did in my regular life. I 'm sure I laughed a lot, if only I could remember. I didn't see it as a problem until later on, until everything around me-relationships, trust- was destroyed. When did fun become fun with problems and then become just problems?"

Talking about acting: "It's not about success or competition. It's about exploration and overcoming internal fears."

"There is always this perception that you want to shoot for the top, but I think there's this great place to shoot for the middle and get consistent work and try different things and do the work you want to do with the kind of people you want to do it with."

Rennie says, half-jokingly, that his ambition is to "rake in great piles of money,"

From Shift Magazine
Of course, in the Sinatra tradition of feigned indifference, everyone involved in Twitch denies being part of a celebrity clique. ... Rennie takes out his ubiquitous cigarette and does a spit-laugh. (He prefers to think of himself and Hard Core Logo's Hugh Dillon as a wolf pack of two.)



STANLEY KOWALSKI QUOTES FROM DUE SOUTH

*Burning Down the House*

"What he is doing to me, the things he's doing to me. He is doing disgusting things to my ear."

"Do not touch my inner thigh and calf!"

"We're like a duet, a one, two punch, you set them up, I knock them down, you set them up, I knock them down."

"Cough up a name or it's all aboard for fun time, I will kick your head all over this room."

"How to become a Canadian in 10 easy steps: step 1..get a big hat; step 2.. lick electrical sockets..."

Stan: "Hey, I like to shake things up. Routine is the silent killer."
Fraser: "I thought that was high blood pressure?"
Stan: "Nah. They changed that."
Fraser:"When?"
Stan: "While you were on vacation."

"Word of advice: Your tongue. Electricity. Not a good mix."

*Eclipse*

"Do you find me attractive?"

"I'm not leaving, period. Dot it, file it, stick it in a box marked done."

*I Coulda Been a Defendent*

Veteran Police Officer: "What do we do when we have the suspect under control?"
Ray: "Kick him in the head?"

"Of course he's frightened. That's me, that's my thing. On the inside, I'm a poet. On the outside, ummph, shake bad guy, shake."

"Fraser, I wish you wouldn't do that. Sorta gives it away." (to Fraser after he taps on the 2 way mirror while Stan is interrogating a suspect)

"I repeat myself under stress, I repeat myself under stress."

"I could do that, I choose not to"

*Strange Bedfellows*

"I suck"

"You're the smart one, I'm just pretty."

*Seeing is Believing*

"Body language happens to be a fact that I am particularly...sensitive to."

"I will beat you to death with this empty gun."

"Nice pile of rocks"

*Bounty Hunter*

"That's not buddies! I hate you."

"Bob...how do you spell that?"

"You want me to run a plate? You mean a dinner plate?"

"Then we ask 'em questions like, if somebody got wacked we say "'you wack that guy?"

"Kiss the dirt! Kiss the dirt!"

*Mountie & Soul*

"That's D-U-M dumb."

*Spy Vs. Spy*

"The turtle and the wolf are natural enemies, Fraser!"

"Pitter patter, lets get at 'er!"

"I don't like old people sleeping in my bed, they smell funny."

"I live by my wits, a calling that affords me at times no great measure of security."

*Asylum*

"I just made a curling reference. I'm gonna go lie down."

"I can't go to jail, the food, the conversation, the sexual hi-jinx. I can't handle it."

"That is one sick puppy. She needs a valium the size of a cheeseburger."

Stan-"Did you just question my judgement?
Pizza guy-"I did"
Stan-"And what do I have to do?"
Pizza guy-"You have to hit me Ray."
WHACK
Stan-"Correct"
Pizza guy-"Thank you"
Stan-"You're welcome."

"Could you please leave the room before I punch you in the head!" to Turnbull

"A man with style is a man who can smile."

*Perfect Strangers*

"So a stewerdess in cana...."
Fraser interrupts "flight attendent"
Stan-"A waitress in the sky..."

"Look, we're workin' here, Francesca. My super-id is completely groovy, and if I ever start to drool, you'll be the first one I call, okay?"

Stan-"Leafs suck!"
Scalper-"Leafs rule"
Stan-"Hawks rule"
Scalper-"Hawks suck"
Stan-"You suck"

"Home again, home again, jiggety jig."

*Dead Guy Running*

"I play by my own rules. I'm kind of a wildcard, kind of kooky."

"Stanley Smith, you're our next contestant on Prison World ... Come on Down!"

*Mountie on the Bounty Part 1*

"See, I've been drinking and I'm lost so I just...it's a large boat...ship. I�ll just circum-navigate myself out this way...and the head will probably be...down there."

"You know what's funny? This is not the room I was looking for. I was looking for the skull...the top... The... The front..."

*Mountie on the Bounty Part 2*

"You shoot a gun...Who in the hell throws a gun?"

"It really butters my muffin."

*Dr. Longball*

"I'm seeing the ball really good, actually I AM the ball."

"I'm going to go out there and try my best and try not to play with myself"

*Easy Money*

"Cough up some of that dirty cheese."

*A Likely Story*

"She had this sweet breath that would start the windmills turning on one of those old Dutch paintings"

"Fraser, I don't know who has less sex, me or you, but at least, I still think about it..."

"Let's drag her in here and grill the snot out of her....."

"Dogs, they have all the fun." also said in *Good For the Soul*

"You talkin' to me or chewin' on a brick, cause either way you're gonna lose your teeth. Freak."

*Odds*

"We're going to break in, look through her possessions and use her can without a warrant."

"Don't tell me, Fraser, she's one great lady. She feeds starving children so we're gonna have to stick out our skinny necks."

"I'm not the one with a shark swimming around in my underwear."

"I'll go cover the rear. Wake me if anything happens."

"I like art. Painting mostly. Sculpture does not turn my crank."

"Damn it Fraser. If you were gonna drop a guy, you gotta say something like Ray, I'm gonna drop ya."

*Ladies Man*

Fraser-"Is that standard police nomenclature?" Stan-"I don't know my clature from my elbow."

"I would respect you if you would take your 'despondency' and give yourself a colonic ... we're talking here, OK?"

"You want this gun bullet by bullet, or do you want me to pound it into your face?"

"No threat - no danger. No danger - anarchy."

*Mojo Rising*

"Are you kidding? Crispy shirts? Look like I work in a bank?"

*Mounty Sings the Blues*

"I thought she was good."
Fraser-"Good as in attractive?"
Stan-"I don't care."

"I was really layin' on the lumber."

*Hunting Season*

"Christ on a bike."

*Good For the Soul*

"I'm sorry Mr. Scumbag, I missed that. What do you want? A kick in the teeth?"

"Either way, emotional contact, who needs it?"

"In a truly perfect world, and have you seen one of those around here lately Fraser? Because I know I...Fraser? Don't get all moody on me."

*Dead Men Don't Throw Rice*

"Do you want me to open up a can of whoop ass on ya?"

*Say Amen*

"You're pretty tough with dogs and kids, how about me?"

"Churches make me nervous. I'm more of a human sacrifice type of guy."

*Call of the Wild Part 2*

"I don't get you. We're about to be tossed out of a plane, and your making some arts and crafts, wire sculpture type thing."

"There's red ships and green ships but no ships like partnership."

*Miscellaneous* (or I don't know what episode they're from!)

"I am all over that!"

"This wolf is top."


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